Reassuringly Random

Have you ever wondered why someone who you thought liked you, suddenly started to react towards you in an unfavourable and random way?   Before I tell you my theory on the cause for such behaviour, firstly I must point out a slim difference between randomness and unpredictability.   Unpredictable means that the result could […]

What You Don’t Know About Me

Ok, so this beginning bit at least, I’m writing on 5th January 2016, the day before I head to the Royal Free Hospital, in London, with my mum. My mum (although she doesn’t know it) is a bit of a celebrity on my Facebook wall. People think I write comedy anecdotes about my time with […]

Don’t Mention the Monkey Flange

I found my soul mate on tinder! At least, he looked nice and said things like “If monkeys could have voice boxes fitted, would they be humans?” Which is exactly the sort of crazy thing I would think. So I shared my theory of the earth being a tiny cell in the body of an […]

Love Me Tinder

I think I’ve become a stereotype. I must be because I’ve joined Tinder. This is a place where you can “like” other people based on their Facebook profile photos. I’ve been on there just under a week and have, as well as being contacted by people on Tinder, been contacted by people outside of Tinder, […]

Find Your Route to Happy

The work continues at the new office with the bulk of the work now done, it’s the finishing touches that are still taking place and once I have finished the members packs for this month I’ll be up a ladder and painting our outside window frames in the PB blue paint I’ve bought. These finishing […]